Purity Test Quiz

What's Your Purity Score?

Have you ever taken a common legal drug (alcohol, weed, nicotine)?

Share your results after the quiz!

Purity Test Questions

  • Taken a common legal drug (alcohol, weed, or nicotine)?
  • Taken a common psychedelic (LSD or magic mushrooms)?
  • Taken a less common psychedelic (2CB, salvia, DMT, ayahuasca, mescaline, etc.)?
  • Taken a common stimulant (meth, crack/cocaine, or adderall) recreationally?
  • Taken an opiate (heroin, fentanyl, codeine, oxycodone/Percocet, etc.) recreationally?
  • Taken other common downers (xanax, klonopin, sleeping pills, etc.) recreationally?
  • Taken a dissociative excluding whippets (ketamine, DXM, PCP, MXE, etc.) recreationally?
  • Taken a designer drug (3MMC and beyond)?
  • Taken an inhalant (whippets, poppers, etc.) recreationally?
  • Taken a common empathogen (MDMA, MDA, or Ecstasy)?
  • Taken a deliriant (datura, scopolamine, DPH, etc.)?
  • Driven while intoxicated?
  • Overdosed on a substance?
  • Been addicted to a substance (excluding caffeine and nicotine)?
  • Gone to rehab for a substance use issue?
  • Gotten caught masturbating?
  • Masturbated in public?
  • Masturbated at work while on the clock (you little freak)?
  • Paid for premium features on a dating app?
  • Been on boomer dating apps (Plenty of Fish, Match.com, eHarmony, Farmers Only, Christian Mingle, etc.)?
  • Had an online-only romantic relationship (never met)?
  • Pretended like you were interested in dating someone for the purpose of having sex?
  • Had sex with 1+ person? (Nice!)
  • Had sex with 5+ people?
  • Had sex with 10+ people?
  • Had sex with 25+ people?
  • Had sex with 50+ people?
  • Had sex with 100+ people?
  • Had sex within 24 hours of meeting?
  • Had sex with someone 10+ years older than you?
  • Had sex with someone 20+ years older than you?
  • Had sex with someone 30+ years older than you (geriatric sex)?
  • Had a threesome?
  • Attended an orgy?
  • Gotten an STI?
  • Gotten an STI other than herpes (everyone has herpes)?
  • Used PREP?
  • Gotten HIV/AIDS?
  • Lied about or didn’t disclose having an STI to a sexual partner?
  • Had sex with an older person while you were underage?
  • Had sex with someone in power to obtain something?
  • Gotten someone pregnant or gotten pregnant?
  • Used Plan B or bought Plan B for a sexual partner?
  • Been involved in a pregnancy that resulted in an abortion?
  • Had phone/video sex?
  • Had sex in a pool or car?
  • Had anal sex?
  • Participated in erotic roleplay?
  • Participated in BDSM?
  • Had sex in public?
  • Been caught having sex in public? (Bet you liked that.)
  • Participated in sexual cuckolding?
  • Participated in consensual incest?
  • Joined the mile high club?
  • Engaged in financial domination/submission, had a sugar parent, or been a sugar parent?
  • Had sex in a costume?
  • Pissed on someone or been pissed on in a sexual context?
  • Consumed piss or shit?
  • Posted pornographic content of yourself on a public platform?
  • Paid for porn/OnlyFans content?
  • Paid for sex?
  • Been on 3+ dates with different people in a week?
  • Looked through your partner’s phone without them knowing?
  • Been in a relationship with a large age difference (subtract or add 7 from your age and double it for “large age difference”)?
  • Gotten back together with an ex?
  • Experienced domestic abuse from a partner?
  • Been in a non-monogamous relationship?
  • Had 2+ partners at once or been in a polycule?
  • Gone on a romantic date involving multiple people at once (like a unicorn date)?
  • Ghosted a friend or hookup?
  • Ghosted a long-term partner or best friend?
  • Catfished someone in a significant way (more than just a one-time conversation)?
  • Been catfished in a significant way (more than just a one-time conversation)?
  • Been married?
  • Been divorced?
  • Been cheated on?
  • Cheated on a partner?
  • Been the person someone’s cheated on a partner with?
  • Had sex with an ex?
  • Had sex with a friend’s ex?
  • Had sex with an ex’s friend?
  • Had revenge porn committed on you?
  • Self-diagnosed with a mental disorder/condition you didn’t have (depression, anxiety, autism, ADHD, bipolar, etc.)?
  • Been diagnosed with a mood disorder?
  • Been diagnosed with a personality disorder?
  • Experienced visual or auditory hallucinations (not drug induced)?
  • Had a psychotic episode?
  • Lied about or didn’t disclose having COVID-19 (or a comparable illness) to attend an event or spend time with someone?
  • Clogged the toilet in someone else’s home without doing anything or telling anyone about it?
  • Experimented with witchcraft or occultism?
  • Joined a cult, or been labeled as a religious extremist?
  • Been canceled online?
  • Hacked into someone else’s social media account?
  • Gone to court or been sued?
  • Committed or been convicted of a traffic violation (speeding ticket, running a stop light, etc.; we don’t care about parking tickets)?
  • Committed or been convicted of a petty crime (misdemeanor or equivalent legal offense in your country)?
  • Committed or been convicted of a nonviolent felony (drug trafficking, drug possession, burglary, larceny, etc.)?
  • Committed or been convicted of a violent felony?
  • Been arrested?
  • Served time in prison?