What's Your Purity Score?
Have you ever taken a common legal drug (alcohol, weed, nicotine)?
Purity Test Questions
- Taken a common legal drug (alcohol, weed, or nicotine)?
- Taken a common psychedelic (LSD or magic mushrooms)?
- Taken a less common psychedelic (2CB, salvia, DMT, ayahuasca, mescaline, etc.)?
- Taken a common stimulant (meth, crack/cocaine, or adderall) recreationally?
- Taken an opiate (heroin, fentanyl, codeine, oxycodone/Percocet, etc.) recreationally?
- Taken other common downers (xanax, klonopin, sleeping pills, etc.) recreationally?
- Taken a dissociative excluding whippets (ketamine, DXM, PCP, MXE, etc.) recreationally?
- Taken a designer drug (3MMC and beyond)?
- Taken an inhalant (whippets, poppers, etc.) recreationally?
- Taken a common empathogen (MDMA, MDA, or Ecstasy)?
- Taken a deliriant (datura, scopolamine, DPH, etc.)?
- Driven while intoxicated?
- Overdosed on a substance?
- Been addicted to a substance (excluding caffeine and nicotine)?
- Gone to rehab for a substance use issue?
- Gotten caught masturbating?
- Masturbated in public?
- Masturbated at work while on the clock (you little freak)?
- Paid for premium features on a dating app?
- Been on boomer dating apps (Plenty of Fish, Match.com, eHarmony, Farmers Only, Christian Mingle, etc.)?
- Had an online-only romantic relationship (never met)?
- Pretended like you were interested in dating someone for the purpose of having sex?
- Had sex with 1+ person? (Nice!)
- Had sex with 5+ people?
- Had sex with 10+ people?
- Had sex with 25+ people?
- Had sex with 50+ people?
- Had sex with 100+ people?
- Had sex within 24 hours of meeting?
- Had sex with someone 10+ years older than you?
- Had sex with someone 20+ years older than you?
- Had sex with someone 30+ years older than you (geriatric sex)?
- Had a threesome?
- Attended an orgy?
- Gotten an STI?
- Gotten an STI other than herpes (everyone has herpes)?
- Used PREP?
- Gotten HIV/AIDS?
- Lied about or didn’t disclose having an STI to a sexual partner?
- Had sex with an older person while you were underage?
- Had sex with someone in power to obtain something?
- Gotten someone pregnant or gotten pregnant?
- Used Plan B or bought Plan B for a sexual partner?
- Been involved in a pregnancy that resulted in an abortion?
- Had phone/video sex?
- Had sex in a pool or car?
- Had anal sex?
- Participated in erotic roleplay?
- Participated in BDSM?
- Had sex in public?
- Been caught having sex in public? (Bet you liked that.)
- Participated in sexual cuckolding?
- Participated in consensual incest?
- Joined the mile high club?
- Engaged in financial domination/submission, had a sugar parent, or been a sugar parent?
- Had sex in a costume?
- Pissed on someone or been pissed on in a sexual context?
- Consumed piss or shit?
- Posted pornographic content of yourself on a public platform?
- Paid for porn/OnlyFans content?
- Paid for sex?
- Been on 3+ dates with different people in a week?
- Looked through your partner’s phone without them knowing?
- Been in a relationship with a large age difference (subtract or add 7 from your age and double it for “large age difference”)?
- Gotten back together with an ex?
- Experienced domestic abuse from a partner?
- Been in a non-monogamous relationship?
- Had 2+ partners at once or been in a polycule?
- Gone on a romantic date involving multiple people at once (like a unicorn date)?
- Ghosted a friend or hookup?
- Ghosted a long-term partner or best friend?
- Catfished someone in a significant way (more than just a one-time conversation)?
- Been catfished in a significant way (more than just a one-time conversation)?
- Been married?
- Been divorced?
- Been cheated on?
- Cheated on a partner?
- Been the person someone’s cheated on a partner with?
- Had sex with an ex?
- Had sex with a friend’s ex?
- Had sex with an ex’s friend?
- Had revenge porn committed on you?
- Self-diagnosed with a mental disorder/condition you didn’t have (depression, anxiety, autism, ADHD, bipolar, etc.)?
- Been diagnosed with a mood disorder?
- Been diagnosed with a personality disorder?
- Experienced visual or auditory hallucinations (not drug induced)?
- Had a psychotic episode?
- Lied about or didn’t disclose having COVID-19 (or a comparable illness) to attend an event or spend time with someone?
- Clogged the toilet in someone else’s home without doing anything or telling anyone about it?
- Experimented with witchcraft or occultism?
- Joined a cult, or been labeled as a religious extremist?
- Been canceled online?
- Hacked into someone else’s social media account?
- Gone to court or been sued?
- Committed or been convicted of a traffic violation (speeding ticket, running a stop light, etc.; we don’t care about parking tickets)?
- Committed or been convicted of a petty crime (misdemeanor or equivalent legal offense in your country)?
- Committed or been convicted of a nonviolent felony (drug trafficking, drug possession, burglary, larceny, etc.)?
- Committed or been convicted of a violent felony?
- Been arrested?
- Served time in prison?